Anonymous said: Okay, for a minute let's just say IN THEORY, that ZIAM ISN'T REAL that they're JUST BEST MATES and whatnot BUT I NEED them to explain: a) Zayn's clear distaste/jealousy in Danielle b) Liam's "I Figured it out" tattoo c) Liam's face whenever the Z*rrie engagement is mentioned d) Vegas 2012 (i mean, who doesn't want to know what happened in Vegas, right??!) e) the Malik family's fondness of liam more than necessary. I DARE THEM. EXPLAIN. ALL. OF. THESE. AND. MORE. A LOT. MORE.
g) Zayn’s never-ending thirst
h) The Dry Hump Day of 2012
i) iTunes 2012
j) Onesies unmentionables-fondling fest
k) the obvious shading of Danielle
l) this almost kiss
m) this actual kiss
n) their jealousy in general
o) the FOND
p) the “brave” comment
q) the way they admire, inspire, and support each other
r) the NRJ awards 2013 (Zayn, pls, secondhand embarrassment…jk, you’re so fucking cute!!!)
s) the boners
^^^ Also, what is Zayn even doing? JFC.
t) this totally bro-pal rimming innuendo and a subsequent boner
u) The Adventures of Zaynie and Leeyum’s Booty: an award-winning novel written by Zayn Malik
v) the gentlest touches ever
w) Zayn helping Liam to get rid off a fluff in his moustache…like wtf???
x) this…like, how many bros just chill in each other’s laps???
y) Zayn putting his hand dangerously close to the snake habitat like it was the most natural thing in the world
z) these sappy romantic displays of affection
…and…oh dammit! I have run out of the letters of the alphabet…but let’s not forget all the ‘I love you’s…
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